Ensign's Log Star Date 27735.1 Utopia Planetia Ship Yards

Synthale is absolute crap.  What's the point?  The Orion is being christened with fake alcohol by all the top brass but I've managed to sneak in some genuine scotch whiskey for me and few other Gamoid crew-members.  My Andorian friend Ensign Aza colluded with a few others to bring in some Romulan ale but that stuff gives me the spins.  Plus I'd rather not blackout in front of my commanding officer Captain.....Captain......damn it.